ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
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im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
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I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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