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• (252): View more from North Carolina

  I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck

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• (917): View more from New York City

  I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."

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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  just looked at his mug shot... not really my type

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• (845): View more from New York

  just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  he thanks me after handjobs.

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  you found the perfect man.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.

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• (207): View more from Maine

  Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.

  (603): View more from New Hampshire

  OMG THAT WAS YOU?!

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• (606): View more from Kentucky

  Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.

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• (931): View more from Tennessee

  My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?

  (435): View more from Utah

  Yeah.

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  I was spiderman.

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