I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
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just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
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Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
I was spiderman.