Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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