Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
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i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
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Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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