He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
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I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
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I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
MASS TEXT: Next weekend I will be in town for St. Patty's day. There will be a bonfire and liqour olympics. We will have booze but in order to participate it is byob. Upon arrival everyone will be asked to sign a waiver. I am not responsible for liver failure, death, loss of clothing or memory, bites, scratches, hickies, pregnancies, or any other for of injury you may obtain while participating. There will be ridiculous amounts of green glitter, be prepared to puke it up. ALSO WEAR SOMETHING GREEN OR YOU WILL BE PENALIZED!! AUTOMATIC 5 SHOTS. HAPPY GAMING!!!
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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