I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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