Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
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Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
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WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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