You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
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