i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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