Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
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