I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
Randomize
