party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
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