Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
You asked the waitress for a vasectomy and handed her a butter knife, like you were ordering something from the menu
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I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
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She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
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