ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
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