if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
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I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
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You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
So apparently I’m into choking now
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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