Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
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Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
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I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
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