So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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