they need to just BURY HIM!
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
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Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
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I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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