i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
You had me at "let me see your balls"
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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