Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
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CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
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its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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