dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
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Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
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A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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