Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
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i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
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I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
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