I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
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