Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
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do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
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Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
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