I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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