she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
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She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
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he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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