3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
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