New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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