yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
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What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
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I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
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