The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
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He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
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My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
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