can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
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i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
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We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
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