this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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