theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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