they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
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I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
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So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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