i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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