isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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