I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
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it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
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I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
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