i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
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If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
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I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
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