Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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