Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
Thank you for not boning my boss.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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