just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
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also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
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Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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