So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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