U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
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It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
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and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
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