I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
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