We won't sleep together?
I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
I've blown a few things in my day
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airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
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It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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