just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
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So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
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You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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