WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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