awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
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I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
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I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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