I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
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Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
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How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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