Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
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He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
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