My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
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