I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
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They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
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It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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